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proof that global warming is fake

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:
y am i cold n lonely in the nighttime
someone finally said it 😩👏👏👏

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pokernon:

mom: *puts best selfie of me on the fridge*

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versaceslut:

me last month: *cancels my tidal subscription after downloading ANTI*
tidal: “sorry to see you go! heres another 2 months free!”
me:
beyonce now: *releases lemonade on tidal*
me:

writes down 3 words
checks twitter, instagram, tumblr, snapchat and vine
changes song
gets snacks
sneezes
contemplates life
loses place in notes
falls asleep